Principal's Are Lame

Beep Bop Boop.

So how have things been? This computer has the smallest shift key of all time so I am not going to capitalize anything else from here on out. nice. with that out of the way, we can get to the meat and granola, i mean potatoes of this blog. let me tell you something about school. apparently the only way to get good grades is by going to class and doing your homework! i know, i couldn't believe it either! the way i see it, if we all stop going to class and doing our homework, they will have to come up with something else.

so does anybody else miss the writer's strike? of course, not counting all the people who were out of jobs because of it. i am sure it was not that awesome for them. i don't think tv has ever been as interesting to me as it was during the strike. there was something about seeing conan o'brien just winging it every night that was so sweet. it just seemed so real and accessible. it was kind of like a stripped down acoustic album, or whatever the visual equivalent to that is. but now it is back to the same old thing. oh well.

the music i am listening to right now could be the best music i have heard in all of our lives combined. i haven't written anything in awhile. i got a job at macey's so if any of you are bored at 3 in the morning come and see me. i'll be the one hating his life in the baked goods isle.

i don't know if i have ever told anybody this, but i really like the tab key. i don't know i just dig it. do you ever wish that i would write something relevant to anything rather than making observations that aren't interesting to anyone but myself? yeah i didn't think so. holy crap i am going to buy this album tomorrow!

so what have all you guys been up to? want to know something funny? i hate running into people i know up at school because it is always so awkward. i mean with anybody. i could run into my brother and it would still be kind of weird. it is funny because you usually both have to go to class so it is not like you have tons of time to discuss politics or the weather or that awesome episode of one tree hill that was on last night. but at the same time you don't want to seem like you don't want to talk to them. so honestly i try to avoid the situation at all costs. but it is the situation that i am avoiding not the people. so if i have ever ignored anyone up there i am sorry. i am just a little neurotic. but i love talking to people i like so if you see me feel free to come say hi.

so my bro started a music review website that you all should check out.

AM Radio

alright it is three fifteen. grave jobs mess you up. much love to all yall.

(also, jack bauer.)
(oh yeah, and ogrimmar.)

Cold = Lame

I got a question, no wait I have something to say. Call Jeff Old Man River next time you see him. It will be funny I promise. Also, cold, right? It could possibly be the worst thing of all time. Why do humans live in the cold? It makes no sense! Humans were not designed for the cold. It's true! I asked this scientist that I play Baccarat with on Wednesdays, and he reads books and what not so he would know.

So just the other day I was readin' on the Intraweb about this global warming, and I thought to myself, "Yeeehaaaaa!" There may have been more e's in there but I don't remember. See, people always think that would be a bad thing, but I think it would only be bad if people weren't prepared for it. So check it, here is the plan. We will send out a memo on like really fancy letterhead to everyone on the planet that will read as follows:

Dear Human,

This memo, which is typed on like really fancy letterhead, is to inform you that everyone who is cool have decided to raise the thermostat of the earth to a comfortable global temperature of 71 degrees. We know, awesome right? Anyway, all of you living by free standing bodies of water such as the ocean, will probably want to move your crap...urr, we mean belongings, elsewhere. We would advise you do this within the next year. Maybe go live at your brother's house. Cool, so if you have any questions, please feel free to go to wikipedia.com and ask it whatever you want.

Love,

Everyone Who Is Cool

PS: Attached is a detailed diagram of how this process will occur, depicted as one of those cute ASCII drawings.


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(as you could see, we also included an accurate replication of the Sistine Chapel ceiling.)


Tell me that wouldn't solve all our problems! Also, I'll bet we could work Akon in to the plan somewhere. I'll talk to my people.

So everybody bend your mufflers pointing up, and run those babies all night! Also convert all of your appliances to operate on gas. Also, convert your computer to be wood burning. That should do it.

......................................I'm cold.

Collection of Cool!

Hey Kidz!

In my travels I often come in contact with things that rule. So here are some things that you all need to check out. Also tell all of your friends and family to check it out too.

1. Inquisitor of Justice - http://spencercdouglas.blogspot.com/

This is easily the best blog on the internet. The best part is that I am in no way related to the author. He is a complete and total stranger! Anyway, tell everyone you know to subscribe to this blog from this dude who I am not related to. He also has a link to another one he does, look at that one also.

2. HeroMachine - http://www.marvelvc.com.br/Hero/

Just try and tell me that this doesn't rule. Seriously try and tell me.

3. BuzzDash - http://www.buzzdash.com/index.php

This web site made me chuckle. Literally, it was a chuckle.

4. Google - http://www.google.com

This site will blow your mind! Apparently, you just type in whatever you want and this machine will find websites that are about whatever you typed! I almost fainted the first time I tried it! As a bonus, it will also find you a dirty site that is about whatever you typed! I couldn't believe it when I typed in "warcraft action figures" and it came up with a dirty site link! That takes some skill; well done Google! I would advise not to click on those links though cause they will burn your brain.

Well that is all for now. While most of these are inconsequential, the first one is not. Everyone needs to go to that dude's site (I know, I don't even know his name! That is how much I am not connected to him in any way!).

Read This Crap!

Dude, I think I am going to start writing here instead of that other one. Sweet, call me back!